Bush and lightbulbs

HOW THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION CHANGES A LIGHT BULB
>
> How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a
> light bulb?
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> 1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
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> 2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs
> to be changed;
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> 3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
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> 4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret
> stockpile of light bulbs;
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> 5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the
> new light bulb;
>
> 6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing
> on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;
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> 7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in
> detail how Bush was literally in the dark;
>
> 8. One to viciously smear #7;
>
> 9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has
> had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;
>
> 10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between
> screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
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> BUSH LIGHT BULB JOKE (Alternative)
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> Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a
> light bulb?
>
> A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are
> improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are
> delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served
> honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do
> you hate freedom?